Joe works at a discount building supply. It's hot in the storage buildings, and customers are bumper to bumper needing materials. So, when a rather snooty lady asked for a wooden door with a window, Joe quickly pulled a nice one from the rack and stood it upright, but someone had stored it upside down, so the window was at the bottom. With other customers waiting, he asked if she wanted it and she said, "No"; that she wanted a "door with the window at the top". So, of course, my friend being the way he is, said to her, "Well, this is our biggest seller." "You can't find this 'dog door' feature anywhere else in town." "Don't you want this one so your dog can see out?" "No! I certainly do not want that one", she shouts! "I don't even have a dog! That's so ridiculous! Whoever heard of such a thing! I can't even believe they make one like that! Now, could I please see a door with the window up top!" So, he flips it over and says, "There you go, lady"!
